This Week’s TVpocalypse Poll (10/24/11)

Luckily my sense of humor has not evolved one iota since this show last aired.

1. Homeland (Last Week: 1)
In a week littered with no-shows, this show was as solid as ever. I literally can’t wait to see what happens next. This is one of those rare shows where they over-deliver every week, which is incredible seeing as how the scenes from next week have me chomping at the bit for next Sunday the second they end.

2. Boardwalk Empire (Last Week: 2)
Jimmy and Robert scalped someone this week. And it make perfect sense that they would. That’s how good the writing on this show is right now.

3. Sons of Anarchy (Last Week: 4)
Speaking of shows that are on a roll….it seems like they are killing a major character or setting the table to kill one every week in Charming. Of course now that I’ve FINALLY caught up with this show and it’s on an incredible run, I’m about to lose FX thanks to the good folks at DirecTV. As if it wasn’t hard enough to keep up with 25 shows on my DVR, now I’m going to have to find bootleg versions of a half a dozen shows online. Good times.

4. The Walking Dead (Last Week: 3)
A little bit slow last week, and I have to be honest, I need more walkers.

5. Modern Family (Last Week: 5)

6. Beavis & Butthead (Last Week: NR)
Out with Jersey Shore and in with a classic that is near and dear to my heart. For the young’uns who make up a large contingent of this blog’s readership, I don’t think it’s possible to overstate the greatness of this show. And the fact that it’s animated (no actors to get old), and that it has Mike Judge on board still (no half-assed attempt to bring it back again…I’m talking to you 90210), means that you can in fact get a second chance in life. Throw in the fact that the boys now have all of the rich content of MTV’s “finest” reality programming to comment on and you might very well have the perfect storm for TV gold.

7. Happy Endings (Last Week: 6)

8. Dexter (Last Week: 7)
I have to be honest, this show is about to drop in the rankings. There are just too many ridiculous elements in this show right now. First of all, Debra’s the lieutenant. Wasn’t she backdooring her way to detective like a year ago? Isn’t she the loose cannon who, while she does a good job, certainly does not play the political games that are required to move up the ranks in the police department (if you have any friends who are “on the job”, you know what I’m talking about). My second issue is just how many serial killers can one city have in such a short amount of time? Yep, exactly….not this many.

On a completely side note, I’m going to do to all of you what I do to my girlfriend at the movies and during TV shows all the time (keep it clean people!)….I’m going to attempt to call out a very obvious plot line (that the writers think is super slick) and thus potentially ruin the show for you. I have no inside information, this is entirely based on my own hunch. Of course this hunch is born out of 37 years of relentless TV watching and movie going…so it obviously has merit. Lucky for you, unlike Kate, you have your warning. Skip ahead to the next show if you do not want to know that the old professor following Colin Hanks around does not in fact exist. You shouldn’t be reading this if you don’t want to know that he is merely a figment of his imagination similar to Dexter and Harry. Of course if you did just read this you can now consider this season of Dexter ruined for you! And welcome to the frustration that is living with me!!

9. Up All Night (Last Week: 12)
A flashback episode this early in a show’s existence could have been a disaster….but this episode was fantastic. It seems like this show is getting better every week.

10. Parenthood (Last Week: 11)

11. Blue Bloods (Last Week: 9)

12. The X Factor (Last Week: 10)
FOX and the World Series that no one is watching is wreaking havoc on my X Factor allegiance. Nice job FOX.

13. Top Chef: Just Desserts (Last Week: 13)

14. How I Met Your Mother (Last Week: 14)

15. The League (Last Week: 15)
Thank you again FX and DirecTV.

16. The Office (Last Week: 16)
Yet another show with no new episode.

17. Blue Mountain State (Last Week: 17)

18. Fringe (Last Week: 18)
And yet another show with no new episode.

19. House (Last Week: 19)
And yet another show with no new episode. World Series fever….CATCH IT!!!

20. American Horror Story (Last Week: 20)
Major post coming on this tomorrow….consider yourself teased.

21. American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior  (Last Week: 23)

22. Pan Am (Last Week: 21)
There’s talk that this show might get cancelled. There’s also talk that I don’t know if I care too much beyond the fact that I will now have to go and find yet another show to enter the TVpocalypse Top 25.

23. Gossip Girl  (Last Week: 22)

24. Whitney (Last Week: 24)
And , yes, you guessed it…another show with no new episode.

25. Hung (Last Week: 25)
Goddamn bedroom DVR.

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About Scott Cocchiere

I'm the Creative Director at Citizen Relations. I love my daughters, Springsteen, as well as what some would argue to be an unhealthy amount of TV. You can follow me on Twitter: @scocchiere.

Posted on October 26, 2011, in This Week's TVpocalypse Poll and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I think you are spot on with your critique this week, especially around “The Walking Dead” and “Dexter” (yes I read the whole thing).

    Personally, I’m still a season behind on “Sons of Anarchy”—I’m waiting for Netflix to release Season 3 on streaming—and Season 4 is slowly piling up in the DVR, teasing me each time I scroll through looking for something to watch.

    I do have another show for you to put on deck: Revenge. This show has seriously surprised me. I wasn’t even going to watch it, but then I saw the pilot and I became hooked. I suggest it to you since we seem to have similar sensibilities when it comes to TV, but also because my husband is hooked, too, which should count for something since he only watches a few select shows (Dexter, Homeland, The Jersey Shore). The show has changed our Wednesday nights on TV. Just a thought.

    • Scott Cocchiere (@TVpocalypse)

      Erin, Sons has been amazing these last few weeks….you need to rally on this one ASAP.

      And thank you for the reco…I’m going to be needing them soon. The League and Blue Mountain State will end before the holidays, and Pan Am isn’t long for this world, so there will definitely be spots to fill. I have a feeling I’m going to need another reader poll sometime soon.

  2. BEAVIS>BUTTHEAD>TONIGHT! DATE?!!!

    Also, thanks for outing yourself as the official Movie Plot Ruiner. You need to learn to write it down so you can still prove how smart you are instead of leaning over and quietly whispering it my ear. It’s just plain mean.

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